I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM

WHY ANAKIN IS AN ICE-CREAM MAN
SUBTITLE: AN ALLEGORY
SUB-SUBTITLE: OBI-WAN'S HEAD/BEARD IS REALLY HARD TO 'SHOP ONTO OTHER PEOPLE'S BODIES

INSPIRED BY THIS THREAD AND THE MR. K-VERSE (BY ACCIDENT). CO-WRITTEN WITH CITIZENJESS, AND MILDLY BASED ON A TRUE-ISH STORY. X-POSTED TO MY JOURNAL AND CAPSLOCK_CW.

( WE DIDN'T EVEN GET INTO THE FUNNY SHIT. ALSO, THIS IS CRAZY IMAGE-HEAVY )

AND EVERYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THE END.