NEW FIC: 5 Ways Being in the Brotherhood of Mutants Sucks, and One Way it Sort-of Doesn't

title five ways being in the brotherhood of mutants sucks, and one way it sort-of doesn't
author patientalien
rating PG-13
summary The title pretty much sums it up
notes For citizenjess, because we've talked about it at length, and I love her.

( Goddamn it, Mystique )

NEW FIC: To Russia, With Love

title To Russia, With Love
author patientalien
rating M
summary Charles doesn't know Russian; Erik teaches him. Set during the First Class movie.
notes OMG, two fics in one day - go read Five Ways Being in the Brotherhood of Mutants Kind of Sucks, and One Way it Sort-of Doesn't for my earlier-today fun. This one is a little more serious, a little pornier. Also, I do not pretend to speak more than a few words of Russian, so Google translate may have horribly steered me wrong. If that is truly the case, please tell me. I used the transliteration provided so, again, if there are errors, I am very willing to own up to/fix them. Once again for citizenjess. This was supposed to be her birthday fic, but I suck at birthdays, so it is her "more than a week after her birthday" fic. :\ (also, the cut-text line is from Archer)


( Who are you, Comrade Question? )