mattlauercansuckit: (x-group)
title the cleaners are coming one by one
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
rating R
summary It begins on a Thursday morning, when mutants are ordered by an executive order from the White House, to report to the camps.
notes For [livejournal.com profile] citizenjess, because I love her and she asked very nicely. Title from "O Children" by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.

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The cleaners have done their job on you/They're hip to it, man, they're in the groove )
mattlauercansuckit: (Grill me a cheese)
title Suits 3/3
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
word count 4,037 (this part) 13,268 (total)
rating R
summary Earth-AU; Ferus and Anakin are ad execs at the same firm, working on a campaign for PR-guru Obi-Wan. When Anakin's past - and present - catch up with him, Ferus tries to unravel the threads and make things right.
notes Thanks, as always, go to [livejournal.com profile] citizenjess, who listened to me blabber about this far more than it deserved and gave some amazing suggestions. ♥ It's three parts, but I'm going to post them all at once. :)
warnings substance addiction, non-graphic dub-con, implied underage (barely-legal!Ahsoka)

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It's hip to be square )


Part 1

Part 2
mattlauercansuckit: (I'm really hungover Obi-Wan)
title Suits 2/3
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
word count 3,447 (this part) 13,268 (total)
rating R
summary Earth-AU; Ferus and Anakin are ad execs at the same firm, working on a campaign for PR-guru Obi-Wan. When Anakin's past - and present - catch up with him, Ferus tries to unravel the threads and make things right.
notes Thanks, as always, go to [livejournal.com profile] citizenjess, who listened to me blabber about this far more than it deserved and gave some amazing suggestions. ♥ It's three parts, but I'm going to post them all at once. :)
warnings substance addiction, non-graphic dub-con, implied underage (barely-legal!Ahsoka)

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You might think I'm crazy/But I don't even care )



Part 1

Part 3
mattlauercansuckit: (stick in the swamp)
title Suits 1/3
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
word count 5,783 (this part) 13,268 (total)
rating R
summary Earth-AU; Ferus and Anakin are ad execs at the same firm, working on a campaign for PR-guru Obi-Wan. When Anakin's past - and present - catch up with him, Ferus tries to unravel the threads and make things right.
notes Thanks, as always, go to [livejournal.com profile] citizenjess, who listened to me blabber about this far more than it deserved and gave some amazing suggestions ♥ It's three parts, but I'm going to post them all at once. :)
warnings substance addiction, non-graphic dub-con, implied underage (barely-legal!Ahsoka)

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I used to be a renegade/I used to fool around )


Part 2

Part 3
mattlauercansuckit: (It's the perfect disguise!)
title The Middle Way
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
word count 2823
rating PG
summary Padme's decision to trade Grievous for Anakin is not so cut-and-dry.
notesWritten for the "restrained" prompt on my [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo card. AU of "Shadow Warrior"

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General Grievous. You're shorter than I expected )
mattlauercansuckit: (defying gravity)
title Hero With No Fear
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
word count 1050
rating PG
summary After a particularly harrowing mission, Anakin finds himself unable to do something he loves.
notes Written for the "phobia" prompt on my [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo card.

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Warrior of the Infinite )
mattlauercansuckit: (destiny)
title all the things that never were
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
word count 1317
rating PG
summary After Ahsoka's death, Anakin sees the Soul Healers
notes Written for the "counseling" prompt on my [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo card. Title from "Out From Under" by Britney Spears.
warnings mentions of character death

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I don't wanna feel the pain/what good would it do me now )
mattlauercansuckit: (Chaos)
title Fight and Defend
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
word count 1911
rating PG
summary Padme oversees Anakin's recovery after the events of the 4th season episode "Shadow Warrior"
notes For the "electrocution" prompt on my [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo card. Post "Shadow Warrior", slight AU, some spoilers. Title from "Keep Holding On" by Avril Lavigne

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Nothing you could say/nothing you could do/there's no other way when it comes to the truth )
mattlauercansuckit: (NPH wouldn't do something like that)
title Girl Power
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
word count 8204
rating M
summary I've been calling this the "Girlakin" story.
notes For the Wild Space ("surprise sexswap") on my [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo card. Makes slight reference to "so empty [here with(out) you]", but really is more of a reference to JQ Book 7. Also references the Clone Wars comics, specifically #5 "The Best Blades". Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] citizenjess for the title. :)
warnings Genderswap, some graphic-ish sex.

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Girls just want to have fun )

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And here's a half-assed 'Girlakin' photomanip )
mattlauercansuckit: (master and padawan)
title So We Fight Through the Hurt
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
word count 2084
rating PG-13
summary Ahsoka is tested when her master is severely injured
notes written for the "blood loss" prompt on my [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo card. Title from "Down to Earth" by Justin Bieber (yes, really), suggested by my beautiful [livejournal.com profile] citizenjess.
warnings some gore

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That we meet in the middle on our way back down to earth )
mattlauercansuckit: (i hope you're happy)
title without granting innocence
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
rating R
word count 1122
summary post-RotS AU, Anakin is cast out, and Obi-Wan is his warden
notes Written for the "ostracised from society" prompt on my [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo card. Dear Lord, I used lyrics from "How to Save a Life" by The Fray for a title. WUT. I think this might be the darkest one yet (like, really dark) so, uh, be warned.
warning(s) self-harm, suicide, character death

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Between the lines of fear and blame )
mattlauercansuckit: (I'm really hungover Obi-Wan)
title every waking hour
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
word count 807
rating PG
summary Anakin was the last person who should be in the cockpit of a starfighter
notes Written for the "insomnia" prompt on my [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo card. Title from "Losing My Religion" by REM



That was just a dream, just a dream )
mattlauercansuckit: (Angry face)
title so empty [here with(out) you]
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
word count 7,604
rating NC-17
summary The Zone of Self-Containment is a feeling not easily given up.
notesWritten for the captivity prompt on my [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo card. Something of a re-write of my old fic "Gravity" from, like, forever ago, AU 'Jedi Quest'-verse, post-book 7. Title from "The Last Day on Earth" by Marilyn Manson.
warning rape, substance abuse

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A pill to make you numb/A pill to make you dumb )
mattlauercansuckit: (Default)
title You Can't Take the Sky From Me
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
rating PG
summary On Earth-That-Was, mutants were persecuted. On Earth-That-Is, Charles and Magneto rule them all.
notes This was written for [livejournal.com profile] citizenjess, because I love her and she asked nicely and has been very patient with my recent obsession with SW hurt/comfort. This is based on the "House of M" series of comics, though it is very AU. Title (and some phrases) from "Firefly".

There's no place I could be/Since I found serenity/you can't take the sky from me )
mattlauercansuckit: (All your fault!)
title The Hangover
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
rating PG-13
summary Anakin is Ahsoka's best friend - and nobody's going to take him away from her
notes Based on a conversation with [livejournal.com profile] citizenjess. I can't remember how it started, but it ended with her saying "And then Ahsoka makes a Human Centipede". I did not include that, but everything else is intact. Title stolen from the movie of the same name; you'll understand.

We're the two best friends that anyone could have... )
mattlauercansuckit: (Default)
Since the [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo rules let you get a new card once you've completed a bingo, I went ahead and requested a new one to play with (though I will probably continue playing with the old one too).


My hc_bingo card )
mattlauercansuckit: (Grill me a cheese)
titleFear is the Heart of Love
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
rating PG-13
word count 4321
summary Anakin and Obi-Wan are captured by Ventress
notes written for an Extra on [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo using the prompts "upset at higher being", "whipping/flogging", "lacerations/knife wounds", and "hospital stay". Kind of more of the same from me ;) Title from "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" by Death Cab for Cutie (but based on the cover by Amanda Palmer)
warning graphic torture and blood


If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks/I'll follow you into the dark )
mattlauercansuckit: (Chaos)
title they say you can't catch it (but sometimes you're born with it)
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
word count 1965
rating PG-13
summary Anakin's not crazy, he's just a little unwell
notes Written for the "mental health issues" prompt on my [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo card. BINGO! Title from "Runs in the Family" by Amanda Palmer
warning Warnings for suicide attempt(s)


my friend has problems with winter and autumn/they give him prescriptions/they shine bright lights on him )
mattlauercansuckit: (i'm so drunk right now)
title i appreciate your concern (you're gonna stink and burn)
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
rating PG-13
word count 1134
summary Anakin is rescued from being held captive by Count Dooku, but that's not the end of the story.
notes Written for the rape/non-con spot on my [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo square.
warning discussion of rape


I'm not the only one )
mattlauercansuckit: (master and padawan)
title Meet Your New Road
author [livejournal.com profile] patientalien
Rating M
Word Count 1802
Summary Post-RotS AU, Ahsoka is prisoner of Emperor Vader
Notes For the "Stockholm Syndrome" prompt on my [livejournal.com profile] hc_bingo card. Title from "By Your Side" from the musical Godspell.
WARNING Possible dub-con, character death

Where are you going/Will you take me with you/For my hand is cold/and needs warmth/where are you going )

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