Challenge

Write a short fic, gen or slash, any season, incorperating the line "Dammit, Wolenczak, I'm not your bitch." and a reference to an "infernal machine". Just a thought. The boy thinks it would be funny.

The boy is a loon.

"I think I was Johnny Depp in a past life"

I know, somehow, some way, I can use that line to write a PotC/sQ x-over.