Wha?

People type weird shit into Google, that's all I can say. And what's worse: that weird shit brings up my website. I don't know how that works. I never understood the magic of search engines, although I dutifully fill in my metatags anyway. But my non-understanding of search engines does not detract from the fact that my search keyword stats page looks like an erotic novel coupled with a self-help book.

I have rehearsal tomorrow from 2:30 until "whenever" (again). I swear to God someone will get thrown a beating if it's anything like yesterday's.

Can you tell I'm listening to Lewis Black?