Sep. 12th, 2005

mattlauercansuckit: (Yoda's Eye)
[while watching RotJ with my brother]

Me: See, it would have kicked if Vader had just stopped being a pussy and killed the emperor right there so he could be really free to turn back to the light and keep Luke from being Force-lightninged.

Bro: He wouldn't do that.

Me: Why?

Bro: Because he and the emperor are "man-friends".

Me: ... ew.

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[Resulting from the discussion with Susan tonight that somehow ended up as a Chicago/SW/Matrix conversation]

Me: "I was just on Mustafar, carving up some bastard Separatists, minding my own business, when in storms my secret wife in a jealous rage. 'You've been screwing your master!' she said. She was crazy! And she just kept screaming, 'You've been screwing your master!' And then she ran into my lightsaber. She ran into my lightsaber ten times.

Susan: You know, some Jedi just can't hold their arsenic.

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Also, Susan now officially refers to me as her Padawan, even to the district leader. :P
mattlauercansuckit: (The Sexy Ani Dance)
I promised [livejournal.com profile] citizenjess I would post the Brian/Anakin WIP in a non-locked form, so here it is.

No apologies, no regrets, no emotion, no attachment )

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