Jun. 22nd, 2006

rawr

Jun. 22nd, 2006 09:42 pm
mattlauercansuckit: (emo kid 2)
I love my long nails.

Here are some things you can do with long nails:

1. Get stuff out of your teeth without a toothpick

2. Pick scabs very effectively

3. Open soda/beer cans

4. Scrape tape up from counters

5. Open taped-up packages

6. Dial on those itty bitty cell phone buttons

7. SCREAM BLOODY MURDER WHEN ONE IS RIPPED FROM YOUR NAILBED WHEN YOU PICK UP A TRANSPORT BAG WRONG

I was at work for 14 hours today. And I get to do it again tomorrow. :( Padawan Jess is sick. :( Days like these make me remember how much I can't wait to get out of here.

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